很多人觉得英语学习很枯燥，通过阅读笑话来学习印象会更深刻，会有意想不到的效果，译辰翻译-北仑翻译公司的译员利用空暇时间整理收集了两则笑话，我们一起来看看吧。

（一）好孩子 A Good Boy

A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.
"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You’re a good boy," said the mother proudly.
"Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."

好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆。”他回答说。
“你真是个好孩子。”妈妈骄傲地说，“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”

（二）喂狗 For the Dog

For the Dog
The family seated in a restaurant had finished their dinner when Father Called over the waiter.
"My son has left quite a lot of meat on his plate," explained Father, "Could you give me a bag so that I can take it home for the dog?"
"Gosh, Dad!" exclaimed the excited boy. "Have we got a dog then?"

喂狗
一家人在饭馆里吃过晚饭，父亲把服务生叫了过来。
“先生，什么事？”服务生问。
“我儿子的盘子里剩下许多肉。”父亲说，“能给我们一个袋子吗？我把剩下的东西带回去喂狗。”
“啊呀，爸爸！”儿子激动地叫喊着，“咱家养狗了吗？”